August 2009
3 posts
Bus fight
Me: What a fucking production. Does it have to beep and let off steam every goddamn time it stops? When did this town turn into a baby depot, you know?
G: It’s makes life easier for people. It doesn’t bother me. Why do you always have to see the worst in everything?
ME: Are you defending the bus? Are you and the bus friends?
G: All I’m saying is the bus isn’t that bad,...
My Best Friend, Shannie
Here is a typical conversation between my best friend and me.
me: haha man your cunty
Shanon: listen,you should consider yourself lucky since you and nicky and andrew are really the only friends i hang out with anymore
me: pow! (that was the sound of me shooting myself in the face)
Shanon: haha no UR a cunt
me: no, you.
Shanon: blabbity blabbity
Welcome, I hate my best friend.
My best friend and I don’t get along 80% of the time we’re around each other, which is every single day. We fight about everything: tv, shoes, bikes, food, health, romance, right vs wrong, buses, driving, names of things, people we know, people we don’t know, things that are annoying, money, math, science, religion, philosophy, grammar. If we were married I would divorce him and...